

I don’t know exactly who this man is, but his name’s Garrett and he’s pretty :3
So, has anyone else told you that he’s gay yet? Because I know him, and he’s gay. Like, uber gay. Turbo gay, even.
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The King is dead.
Because then I get to say “Hey, remember that time we took keg stands until we floated that bitch like a dead fish? Yeah, you’re going to make a great father.”

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“I want a tattoo of a butt with a butt shaped tattoo on it and I want it right on my butt.”
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You’re too young for that kid, but I know how you feel.
and my ma keeps asking me where I think it came from. I don’t have the heart to tell her that it most likely came from all the strap-on and midget porn my step dad watches on it.
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“We have people detained who have declared and stated how they murdered people with the aim being to extract their fat in rudimentary labs and sell it,” said Police Commander Angel Toldeo.